Alan Bissett’s classic ‘one woman show’ - twice!

In The Moira Monologues you’ll meet Moira Bell, cleaner, single mother, and the hardest woman in Falkirk. Whether defending her wee dug Pepe from next door’s rottweiler, trying to seduce a teacher or belting out Diana Ross for the Scotia karaoke night, Moira is hypnotic, frightening and heart-warming company. An iconic show which has left audiences all over the country weak with laughter.

In More Moira Monologues, Falkirk's Hardest Woman has become a gran, but is still telling hilarious home-truths about dating, her estranged sister, cleaning posh folk’s hooses, and the return of her ex, Billy.

Warning. Contains strong language

"Hilarious" 4**** - The Guardian

“A near-perfect series of monologues, both howlingly funny and
unnervingly sharp and poetic.” – 5***** The Scotsman

“Such a riot my ears popped a couple of times from the row behind me shouting with laughter.” 5***** The National

“Welcome back, Moira. We missed you.” – 5***** Broadway Baby

“Great hilarity, simple truths and some profound moments too: it’s no wonder Moira has such a loyal following.” – 4**** The List